Remember my post awhile back about how I would never be seen in that purple blouse because someone enormous on The Biggest Loser wore the same blouse? Well. On the Clean House episode, “Exposing the Truth,” the lady of the house who has over-bought toys and under-disciplined her children until her home is a huge, messy pile of junk is wearing the same blouse. Not that brown thing you can see her modeling on the short clips available on the net. The blue version later in the episode. It’s the same blouse.
Brilliant. Now I can say that I bought the same blouse that a woman who is a compulsive hoarder and clutterer bought.
This is delightful. If I see this blouse on some female serial killer–or even a male serial killer in drag–I’m going to do the world a favor and set mine on fire.
You might ask why I still own the blouse. It’s a fair question. The answer is that it is not fuel-efficient to drive a zillion miles to the charity of my choice to drop off just one blouse. I’ve been waiting until I had a respectable pile of items to donate. After all, I only wore the thing about three times. It’s got plenty of life left in it.
Creepy, scary life, it turns out.